429 Too Many Requests

March 24, 2022 · 0 min · 0 words · John Saddler

Best Kids Clothing

Windy City Bebe 1423 W. Belmont Runner-Up Monica + Andy

March 24, 2022 · 1 min · 10 words · Todd Leich

Best Low Life Drink Special At A Craft Cocktail Bar

Some local bars (cough, Billy Sunday, cough) come up with clever concepts to bring their highfalutin’ cocktail menus back down to a blue-collar Chicago earth that’s full of dives, corner taverns, and sports bars. Yet sometimes there’s no need for such cerebral mischief. Take the Sportsman’s Club: Heisler Hospitality’s Humboldt Park hot spot has a rotating selection of superlative craft cocktails (the mint julep they served on the day of the Kentucky Derby is up there with the Bluegrass State’s finest), and even an amaro machine....

March 24, 2022 · 1 min · 146 words · Frank Barnes

Best Playwright

Gabe Caruso @GabeCaruso Runner-Up Ike Holter

March 24, 2022 · 1 min · 6 words · Sherita Burden

Cps Has Libraries But Where Are The Librarians

Fran Spielman/Sun-Times Media Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Chicago Public Schools CEO Barbara Byrd-Bennett haven’t found a way to hire school librarians. I was reading a collection of Kurt Vonnegut’s letters—great book, by the way—when I came across a missive from February of 1983 that sort of sums up Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s curious attitude toward libraries. “I have complied with this request. Since books are to libraries what asphalt is to highway departments, I assume that Indiana is also asking donations from suppliers of asphalt for her roads....

March 24, 2022 · 1 min · 182 words · Marie Bennett

Cryogenic Preservation May Be Possible But That Doesn T Mean It S A Good Idea

Sun-Times Media University of Chicago students study low-temperature chemistry in 1962. Cryogenic science may soon be able to let people live in the future—but why would they want to? Change is like the stranger in the movies who arrives in town and is a little too smooth and a little too friendly to children. We know he’s up to no good. When we look back to where the human race was a few hundred years ago, we might concede change some respect....

March 24, 2022 · 2 min · 224 words · Lashawn Perry

David Yow Stars In A Brand New Video For Wrekmeister Harmonies

J.R. Robinson releases his latest LP as Wrekmeister Harmonies, Night of Your Ascension, today via Thrill Jockey, and along with the epic record comes a brand-new music video staring noise-rock legend David Yow. Wrekmeister is a project whose records are known for their dark, minimalist, hypnotic drones, but on Night of Your Ascension, Robinson’s assembled a cast of more than 30 names from the heavy metal and experimental world—members of the Body, Cave, Corrections House, Bloodyminded, and Anatomy of Habit are among those involved—and together, during the course of a year, created a massive, monstrous racket....

March 24, 2022 · 1 min · 172 words · Jamie Mcdaniel

Democrat Tio Hardiman Wants You To Know That He And His Campaign For Governor Still Exist

Mick Dumke Democratic gubernatorial candidate Tio Hardiman campaigns in Uptown with running mate Brunell Donald, insisting, “This is real!” Tio Hardiman has pulled his van over and the windows are fogging up, but he’s just getting started. “We have campaign literature, a website outperforming everyone else’s, and we’ve got a campaign office—and if you call our office, a receptionist answers the phone. This is real! And the guy who has all the money—what’s his name?...

March 24, 2022 · 1 min · 181 words · Augusta Newton

A Highly Unprofessional Trepanation On The Gig Poster Of The Week

ARTIST: Bill Connors SHOWS: Oozing Wound, Conduit, Rectal Hygienics, and Bruges at Sleeping Village on Fri 12/14 MORE INFO: instagram.com/billconnors

March 23, 2022 · 1 min · 20 words · Jon Sapp

Best Attraction

600 E. Grand 312-595-7437 navypier.com Runner-Up Lincoln Park Zoo

March 23, 2022 · 1 min · 9 words · Harry Simms

Best Dentist

939 W. North 312-642-3370 dentalsalon.com Runner-Up Big City Dental

March 23, 2022 · 1 min · 9 words · Ryan Waldman

Best Doughnuts

813 W. Fulton Market 312-226-5556 goglazed.com Runner-Up The Doughnut Vault

March 23, 2022 · 1 min · 10 words · Ivory Truman

Best Introduction To An Underappreciated Italian Cocktail

In Italy, sgroppino—cocktails made with lemon sorbet, vodka, and prosecco—are usually served as a digestif or a palate cleanser between courses. At Lone Wolf, where patrons are more likely to be having pre- or postdinner drinks than a full meal, it’s not likely to arrive between courses of food, but the fruity, refreshing cocktail works equally well as an aperitif. Stephen Cole, who designed the bar’s cocktails, learned about the 500-year-old drink from a business partner who visited northern Italy, and decided to put a modern twist on the classic cocktail....

March 23, 2022 · 1 min · 141 words · William Schmidt

Best Off Loop Theater Company

Steppenwolf Theatre 1650 N. Halsted Runner-Up Trap Door Theatre

March 23, 2022 · 1 min · 9 words · Kirk Ovall

Chicago Area Holocaust Survivors Speak Out Against Immigration Ban

There are few people with more moral authority than Holocaust survivors, and at a press conference at the Illinois Holocaust Museum and Education Center in Skokie Thursday, they used that authority to speak out against President Donald Trump’s immigration ban—which, they noted, had, in a supreme irony, been enacted on International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Eighteen survivors came to the museum to show their solidarity for the refugees and nationals of seven primarily-Muslim countries who have been forbidden entry into the U....

March 23, 2022 · 2 min · 263 words · Bonnie Gates

12 O Clock Track Lorde S Excellent Take On The Replacements

“Tennis Court” b/w “Swingin Party” It’s obvious that pretty much everyone loves the Replacements. And it’s pretty safe to say that most everyone likes Lorde a whole lot too, even if they don’t want to admit it. So when you put the two together, greatness is completely expected. Today’s 12 O’Clock Track is the B-side to Lorde’s “Tennis Court” single from last summer, a cover of the Replacements’ 1985 classic “Swingin Party” off of their Tim LP....

March 22, 2022 · 1 min · 121 words · Stacy Vela

A Nebbish Of A Hamlet Is Making His Way Around The World

Cathy Taylor Naeem Hayat as Hamlet In honor of the Bard’s 450th birthday last April, Shakespeare’s Globe in London put together a traveling production of Hamlet that’s scheduled to hit 205 countries by birthday number 452, in 2016. That’s a dozen more countries than are members of the UN. The United States is country 28 on the itinerary, and Chicago Shakespeare Theater is the second stop here after the Folger in D....

March 22, 2022 · 1 min · 135 words · Jeffrey Rivera

Austin Punks A Giant Dog Keep Adding To Their Tradition Of No Frills Greatness

Austin’s A Giant Dog are the type of band that shouldn’t stand out as much as they do. The five-piece, whose lineup at one point featured Texas garage-rock wunderkind Orville Neeley (OBN IIIs, Bad Sports, etc) on drums, play straightforward, no-frills, punky rock ’n’ roll. Nothing fancy, nothing special, they hammer through tracks with rock-solid confidence that rivals the garage-rock greats. “Photograph,” the first single from next month’s Toy (Merge), hints at what could just be their best record yet....

March 22, 2022 · 1 min · 150 words · Cory Burch

Best View Of The City

Shedd Aquarium / Museum Campus 1200 S. Lake Shore Runner-Up Lake Shore Drive

March 22, 2022 · 1 min · 13 words · Mary Galbraith

Butter Coffee The World S Latest Wonder Beverage Arrives In Chicago

Aimee Levitt Oh, life! Oh, coffee! I am a firm believer in the magical restorative powers of coffee. I am not quite right until I have my morning cup, preferably made from recently roasted beans, brewed in a French press, and consumed at my kitchen table, but even the preground, slightly burned stuff at the office will do. Without it, my mind is blurry. I feel headachy. It’s quite possible that this has nothing to do with coffee itself but the fact that I am hopelessly addicted....

March 22, 2022 · 1 min · 195 words · Rafaela Sheaffer